November

The enemies of football are probably hoping to see a vicious game today, at Soldiers Field, resulting in injuries that will serve to bolster up their opposition to the sport. They are altogether likely to be disappointed.

New expeditions to the North Pole seem to be springing up almost daily. Between hunting for the pole and hunting for the hunters of the pole there is every probability of a continuous performance in this line.

The weather in New England, this November, is as uncertain as Xantippe's temper ever could have been.

Maine's coon crop was never more abundant than this year. But the farmers who sit up with shot guns for this popular game need somewhat more instruction as to how to tell one by moonlight from a neighbor.

A ``sterilized barber shop'' has been started in Baltimore. Sterilizing noxious germs does not sterilize the whiskers themselves, they say, making the experiment safe and wholesome.